T2 Trainspotting (2017)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good […]
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good […]
“Did you know Seinfeld is on Amazon Prime?” said @Nickipedia89, like it was some trivial, minor thing. “IS IT?” I replied, immediately loading up everyone’s favourite streaming service. By the […]
AKA Why Is This Happening To Me? I’m going to be completely honest with you. I wasted this weekend. In fact, right now, I’m sitting here staring at the computer […]
Black Christmas, the best film you’ve probably never heard of. It must be that time of year again, that time of year when weirdos like me will dust off their […]
Allow me to start this article with a bit of an admission. I was hooked on Charlie Brooker from the moment I stumbled onto Screenwipe, many, many years ago. I […]
We’re going to get you. We’re going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. So here it is. The final chapter in this year’s 31 day […]
Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone. Today I was asked by a small child why we say “trick or treat” on Halloween. Not one to […]
Wicked Witch Of The West, Wicked Witch Of The East. Which was the bad one? I would’ve been nine or ten when the Blair Witch Project (1999) was released in […]
Oh, God. I look 20 years old! It feels like I’ve been writing these for much longer than 28 days now, but I’m pretty certain I mentioned way back in […]
They’re Heeeeeere. Did you ever watch something as a kid and be so utterly terrified it put you off rewatching whatever it was? THEN did you ever realise that the […]