The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
Hey Mum, Hey Dad, I um, I saved the city again today. Have you seen The LEGO Movie? Yes, of course you have. Everyone has by now. To paraphrase the […]
Film/TV Reviews
T2 Trainspotting (2017)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good […]
Why I Love Seinfeld, And Why You Should Too
“Did you know Seinfeld is on Amazon Prime?” said @Nickipedia89, like it was some trivial, minor thing. “IS IT?” I replied, immediately loading up everyone’s favourite streaming service. By the […]
Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas, the best film you’ve probably never heard of. It must be that time of year again, that time of year when weirdos like me will dust off their […]
What Black Mirror has taught us… so far
Allow me to start this article with a bit of an admission. I was hooked on Charlie Brooker from the moment I stumbled onto Screenwipe, many, many years ago. I […]
The Evil Dead (1981)
We’re going to get you. We’re going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. So here it is. The final chapter in this year’s 31 day […]
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone. Today I was asked by a small child why we say “trick or treat” on Halloween. Not one to […]
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Wicked Witch Of The West, Wicked Witch Of The East. Which was the bad one? I would’ve been nine or ten when the Blair Witch Project (1999) was released in […]
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
Oh, God. I look 20 years old! It feels like I’ve been writing these for much longer than 28 days now, but I’m pretty certain I mentioned way back in […]
Poltergeist (1982)
They’re Heeeeeere. Did you ever watch something as a kid and be so utterly terrified it put you off rewatching whatever it was? THEN did you ever realise that the […]