I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House (2016)
A house with a death in it can never again be bought or sold by the living. I don’t think I’m being overly cynical when I say that, for most […]
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Flatliners (2017)
Cross The Line. Boredom Will Follow You Back. Okay, so I admit it. I never saw Flatliners (1990). Judging by the reaction of my friends and family when I tell […]
The Black Room (2017)
It’s hard to fight what feels good. Within any genre, of virtually every medium, you’re going to start seeing patterns. Some of these patterns occur enough that you can pretty […]
Halloween II (1981)
I shot him six times! I shot him in the heart, but… he’s not human! So here we are again. The first day of October, the first of thirty one […]
Baby Driver (2017)
Your name’s Baby? B-A-B-Y Baby? Did anyone ever see that music video for Mint Royale – Blue? You know the one, with Michael Smiley, Nick Frost and Julian Barratt heading […]
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (2017)
The fifth instalment of the Disney franchise, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge was so dull I fell asleep in the cinema.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
I’m Mary Poppins, Y’All! It’s been just over a year since Stevenage’s Cineworld – my preferred local cinema – unveiled it’s brand new 4DX screen. At the time, it was […]
Free Fire (2017)
It’s Beard Oil! You know, one of the reasons I’m drawn to film as an art form is the power. Admittedly, that sounds like something a Bond villain would say, […]
John Goodman: Cinematic Treasure
You know what I realised the other day? John Goodman is a cinematic treasure. Okay, so my thought process maaaay have been influenced by the fact that Mr Goodman has […]
89th Academy Awards – Blah Blah Blah
As a self confessed cinephile and shut in, I suppose there really is only one thing to talk about on this, the 27th February 2017. No, it isn’t the fact […]