The Shape Of Water (2017)
He’s a wild creature. We can’t ask him to be anything else. Romantic films come in many shapes and sizes. Whether you’re looking for a schmaltzy love-at-first-sight fairy tale, a […]
aptyler
The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
Logic doesn’t apply to any of this. In case you haven’t noticed, something happened over the weekend. A usual part of the American Super Bowl experience is some great new […]
The Commuter (2018)
This train’s freaking me out. I have to admit, I’m not the biggest Liam Neeson fan. And by that I specifically mean those Liam Neeson films. The ones that pitch […]
Darkest Hour (2017)
He mobilised the English language and sent it into battle. It’s not exactly fashionable to say these days, but I’ve always been quite obsessed with Winston Churchill as a historical […]
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
HOW COME, CHIEF WILLOUGHBY? RUDIES ALERT: Sensitive readers beware of an unusual volume of swearing. You’ve been warned. Generally speaking, Americans seem to have a real problem with cunts. I […]
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
You’ve Got The Body… I’ve Got The Brains! It’s weird looking back at the “classics.” When you consider the huge impact on popular culture by various horror icons, like Michael […]
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
They’re baaaaaack. Sequels, on the most part, have a bad rap. To be fair, there are a lot of dross cash-grab sequels after an unexpected success of an original film. […]
The Witch (2015)
What went we out into this wilderness to find? I’ve said before that there are, as far as I’m concerned, three types of horror. 1, AAAAH! 2, Oooh.. and 3, […]
Ghostwatch (1992)
My brother knew something was up when our Mum approached him, handing over a crucifix and asking him to wear it, “…in case something happens.” Not normally one for flights […]
Ash Vs Evil Dead (TV Series S2E1 – Home)
I’ve fought with Atilla the Hun and Genghis Khan, and this little dipshit is my only hope. You know what, forget the 31 Days Of Horror. Forget building up to […]