Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge (2017)
The fifth instalment of the Disney franchise, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge was so dull I fell asleep in the cinema.
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Colossal (2016)
Have you ever been to an outdoor cinema screening? I haven’t. I mean, I’ve tried. Just last weekend, having been lured outside of the house with the promise of a […]
Alien: Covenant (2017)
It’s hard to describe exactly how important the Alien franchise is to me. I don’t mean this in a particularly sentimental way, but as I explained in my Alien (1979) […]
Unlocked (2017)
Blacklisting, like splurge or quim-coffin, is often seen as a dirty word. On the surface, it’s all about denial and refusal to accept a certain type of person for whatever […]
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
I’m Mary Poppins, Y’All! It’s been just over a year since Stevenage’s Cineworld – my preferred local cinema – unveiled it’s brand new 4DX screen. At the time, it was […]
The Belko Experiment (2016)
I’m just going to come out and say it: I love trashy movies. Blood, gore, violence, campy humour, sex, whatever it is I’m probably on board with the whole thing […]
The Lost City Of Z (2017)
You know what, we’ve all been very lucky this year. Yes, let’s ignore politics for a moment. Forget the looming threat of nuclear war and take a moment to reflect […]
Why I Gave Up Video Games For Lent
When I tell people about what I’m giving up for Lent each year, it’s virtually guaranteed that, of those who are actually listening, someone will make some smartarse comment asking […]
Ghost In The Shell (2017)
I Am Major And I Give My Consent First of all, let me begin this review by saying that I have never watched or read Ghost In The Shell. Beyond […]
Free Fire (2017)
It’s Beard Oil! You know, one of the reasons I’m drawn to film as an art form is the power. Admittedly, that sounds like something a Bond villain would say, […]