Free Fire (2017)
It’s Beard Oil! You know, one of the reasons I’m drawn to film as an art form is the power. Admittedly, that sounds like something a Bond villain would say, […]
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Life (2017)
Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Having essentially raised myself on the likes of Red Dwarf, Alien (1979), the original Star Wars trilogy and the various […]
Get Out (2017)
Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit, Run Run Run I’m not often someone who gets overly enthusiastic about trailers. I suppose this has something to do with past disappointment, or fear of […]
The Love Witch (2016)
The Love Of Kitsch Cinema It’s a much mocked fact that for every innovative genre movie, there are guaranteed to be a thousand and one films that emulate the style […]
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
I still remember the first time I ever watched King Kong (1933). I have no idea why it was on, or even when, but I distinctly remember being very young, […]
Logan (2017)
Logan: The Wolverine That Dreams Were Made Of Does anyone else remember Gamezville? You know, the self-styled urban youth appealing video game television show broadcast on the UK’s Sky One […]
A Cure For Wellness (2017)
Who’s The Real Sick Man, In This So-Called Society? Does anybody else feel like the phrase ‘a cure for wellness’ has been used before? I don’t know what it is, […]
89th Academy Awards – Blah Blah Blah
As a self confessed cinephile and shut in, I suppose there really is only one thing to talk about on this, the 27th February 2017. No, it isn’t the fact […]
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
Burning The Wick At Both Ends Like everyone else, I had no idea what to expect when I first saw John Wick (2014) Sure, I knew it was some sort […]
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
Hey Mum, Hey Dad, I um, I saved the city again today. Have you seen The LEGO Movie? Yes, of course you have. Everyone has by now. To paraphrase the […]