T2 Trainspotting (2017)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good […]
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Black Christmas (1974)
Black Christmas, the best film you’ve probably never heard of. It must be that time of year again, that time of year when weirdos like me will dust off their […]
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone. Today I was asked by a small child why we say “trick or treat” on Halloween. Not one to […]
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Wicked Witch Of The West, Wicked Witch Of The East. Which was the bad one? I would’ve been nine or ten when the Blair Witch Project (1999) was released in […]
Ash Vs Evil Dead (TV Series S1E1 – El Jefe)
It’s Good To Be Back. Piracy doesn’t sit right with me. Whether it’s music, television series, movies or Spanish Doubloons, I just can’t enjoy something if I know I haven’t […]
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
A naked American man stole my balloons Picture the scene. You’re lying in bed beneath the duvet, you’re warm, you’re comfortable. Just as you start to feel your eyelids droop […]
Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Dreams or nightmares? Madness or sanity? I don’t know which is which. Is it just me, or are the 1970s generally really creepy? And the award for the most ignorant […]
The Exorcist (TV Series S1E1: Chapter One: And Let My Cry Come Unto Thee)
Home, Home On The Rance It seems everything and their mums are being turned into television series these days. Fargo, Scream, Sleepy Hollow, Westworld, From Dusk Til Dawn – if […]
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)
What are you gonna do… knock my block off? It doesn’t take much to encourage the kids to hit the streets, these days. If it isn’t some attempt at a […]
Ghoulies (1984)
They’ll Get You In The End They say that hindsight is 20-20. They also say that it is possible to look back on the past with rose-tinted glasses. After watching […]